What in the world are people thinking - Press Highlights

Turkey - No Football for the fellas due to them behaving badly. Turkish FA allocated 41.000 tickets to woman and children. Captain Alex De Sousa said that the memory off the night would stay with him for years to come. The Woman and Children rallied applause  for the visiting team as apposed to the men who would have had jeers rather. 
PARIS - Police are to busy fighting crime to go " Burka Chasing" stated a member of the police force, followed by Immigration Minister Eric Besson's chirp that wearing a burka makes the people look like walking coffins....Bloody Cheek.... Who is he to say..... Burka's are banned in France, The Netherlands and Belgium.
Australia - According to new research on some DNA found on a strand of hair Australian Aborigines were the first humans out of Africa ( Yes Sireeeeee) 70.000 year ago.
Zimbabwe - " We have started operations, but we have not yet started  flying because there are no passengers " Air Zimbabwe Chief Innocent Mavhunga quoted after a 7 week pilot strike came to an end.
South Africa - " I was made by white people and no black person made me, including those who are now criticizing me" Kenny Kunene ( The Best Self Marketer this country has seen)